freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
(via deux-zero-deux)
Female: How dare you go and play basketball when I oftered you my pussy? Basketball is a fucking dumb ass sport. Grow the fuck up.
Male: *considers himself single from that point on cuz the bitch is tripping*
female: still fucks the nigga hours later anyway