If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
Someone on my timeline said “I hate when I’m walking behind someone and their but jiggles. Gross”
I felt such contempt for them in the pit of my stomach
This sounds feminine as hell, but imma ask, were they male?
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
sayin’ hi to girls on tumblr usually end up like
and that’s why I don’t do it